The Twelth RPS Cracker Of Christmas

Even though we’re back there’s still a Christmas cracker to pull! 12 days and all. Oh, and of course, if you’re after more posts you might have missed, why not join our Supporter Program, and unlock dozens of new posts from the last year!

Meanwhile, you provide your own party hat, and we’ll provide the groaner of a gag.

Luke Skywalker: Yes dad, I know: you know what I’m getting for Christmas because you felt my presents.

Darth Vader: No son, I do not know, for this year your presents are in Battlefront 2 loot crates.

Luke: Aha! So you got me loot crates! SIKE!

Vader: Son, I’m just glad we’ve put the past behind us. I love you.

Luke: I love you too.


  1. Zorganist says:

    Amazing. Well done, sirs.

  2. N'Al says:

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  3. GlasWolf says:

    Is “Twelth” part of the gag?

    • hprice says:

      God knows. I’m not hipster enough to know such things. I find this one not just sad and smug, but just a bit creepy as well. DV “feeling” LS’s “presents” … hmmmmm …

  4. gabrielonuris says:

    So many presents; I hope Obi ones can open them.

  5. Awkward_Seppuku says:


  6. Eddy9000 says:

    🎶 “On the twelth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an Oxford dictionary” 🎶

  7. Ejia says:

    Isn’t it spelled “psyche”?

    • wraithgr says:

      Asking a bit much from the people who couldn’t spell “twelfth”… :-P