Unknown Pleasures: Five more of the best new games on Steam

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Overwhelming though Steam’s catalogue may be, it can be a hell of a tool for testing your assumptions. I pitch this to nobody in particular: a free week of everything on Steam. Not just one or two games, but the whole lot, free to everyone. Play something you’d normally hate, I say. See also: food, music, relationships.

Anyway. In the meantime, there’s always Unknown Pleasures.

Anchoring an unlikely flight of fantasy this week: globular gladiators, treacherous tycoons, and regicidal revenants.

£13.99/$17.99, Early Access

Someone has built several towns, power plants, farms, and mines all over the place, but barely any infrastructure. If only some unseen guiding force was watching, possibly in isometric.

So yes, it’s a transport tycoon affair, and a promising one too. You and some computer brains are competing to build up a region by connecting and investing in its industries with various modes of transport. Truck food to the village, ship oil to the power plant, lay a rail tunnel through that hill to get those industrial tools to the hammering club. I don’t know how manufacture works.

It’s in respectable shape. The UI tends to miss clicks, but the controls are adequate for this fairly early stage, and the threadbare tutorial wasn’t strictly necessary. A bit of poking about helped me make sense of things quickly. The raw satisfaction of introducing supply to demand, and observing your little trucks and boats as they pootle about is a timeless one, and Transports’s bright, clear aesthetic and unobtrusively cheerful jazzy music look set to carry it a long way. It also seems a tad more cynical (realistic?) than its peers, as there are longer term options to bribe towns and sabotage rivals. Could be an interesting one, this.

Super Slime Arena

The Gods of smuggery invite my most obscure Amiga reference yet. Super Slime Arena is, for the twelve people who played it, much like Blob Kombat with a side of Super Smash Brothers: Players control a wee blob, each bouncing merrily around a single screen 2D arena trying to squish the others. Each slime has a different attack, and several dozen can play at once, potentially leading to a whole screen full of unpredictable putty madness. If you have a measly 50 friends (I have 104, obv).

While each blob is simple, the ‘choose your fighter’ and especially tag team elements could stretch things tactically. King Blob’s ground pound makes for a huge kill zone, but his size and sluggish jumps make him a good target. Some blobs fly or leap wildly, some call lightning attacks, fling traps, or fire adorable death beams. It’s pretty, ridiculous, and hilarious even with just two or three, which sadly might be as good as it gets. I fear it won’t have the staying power of more serious fighting games, especially if, as seems a real possibility, it meets the tragic empty fate of so many multiplayer titles. But if the sight of a squidgy, gelatinous battle royale doesn’t make you smile, are you really alive?

Realm of the Ghost King

You are a ghostie. Possibly evil, but definitely keen on bombs. Your task is to re-kill all the undead monsters in your path, then kill the Ghost King and take his place. Shuffle about on a turn-based grid, walk into enemies to hurt them, and place bombs to trap them or access more goodies. Levels are random, as are loot, special items, and shops, but they’re all very small. It’s not about exploration at all, and is more like a puzzle game than a typical dungeon slog.

Monsters move after you do, so will hit you if you approach them or get surrounded. Rather than charge in swinging whatever it is ghosts swing (I should note that you can unlock other characters – the bat is the best), you need to plan moves ahead to trick monsters into letting you get free shots in. Each type behaves differently – mushrooms teleport away after they’re hit once, ghosties move twice, and some monsters do the usual expletive deleted thing of unavoidably killing you without warning, so go back and start all over again. You idiot, you big idiot, why didn’t you use your psychic powers, idiot.

BUT it’s really not the arbitrary, time-hostile roguesod I feared, and through the fog of my entirely correct hatred of the genre, I can see that it’s rather splendid. The rules are simple, and the small scale coupled with the puzzle-y aspect lend an interesting, vaguely chess-like air. It’s arguably more like Rogue or Nethack than most in that regard, but with all the fiddly parts trimmed off.

There. I did a roguelike. You can stop making them now.


I hated this at first. It was floaty and weird and frustrating and far too hard. Then I got a bit of a feel for it. Then I caught on to what I should be doing. Then I realised a clever trick that seems obvious now. Then I started to retrain my instincts. Then my reflexes caught up with my thoughts. Suddenly, this was the greatest game ever. All this happened within the space of about 15 minutes, after which I was utterly hooked.

Blast-off is exceedingly simple. You launch a ball that must climb ever upwards, presumably for reasons. This is done by guiding it over blue accelerator things stuck to the background, but mostly by shooting the endless robotic balls that randomly launch after you, and riding the resulting explosions. That’s it.

It’s bloody excellent. Oh, there are unlockable alternative weapons, utilities and emergency powers, received for shooting enough balls, reaching greater heights and speeds. There are boss fights and hazardous obstacles. These are all fine, and give the less score-interested something to aim for, but it’s all about the rush. The closer enemies are when you blast them, the bigger your speed boost. It’s a classic risk-reward source of tension usually seen in bullet hell shooters, but speed is so much more tempting than mere points. The demands of dodging, aiming, and timing (especially with the default weapon, which requires leading your shots) combined with the thrill of acceleration is pure videogames.


Robots sneaking into the top five again. Those wily metal dastards. Vesta might be safer than some of the more outlandish releases this week, but great production values go a long way. A mildly taxing puzzle game with a lightweight action dimension, it puts you in the comfortable shoes of an engineer in an automated factory/processing plant/everything machine. The robots have mostly gone haywire, and you need to escape with the help of your (again, non-wacky. Could game writers be learning?) robot friend “Droid”: a big sweet lunk who drags obstacles, stuns hostiles with rockets, and casually lobs Vesta over obstacles. She can then dash around hazards and purloin precious power from disused batteries and knackered robots. This can be transferred to nodes that open doors, activate conveyor belts and the like, taking you closer to freedom.

The contrast is curiously reminiscent of Bioshock’s Big Sisters and Little Daddies, but tonally and thematically, Vesta is vastly less dark. The mystery surrounding the installation and absence of other humans doesn’t stand out particularly strongly one way or the other, but the puzzles fit on centre stage, and the presentation and controls are difficult to fault.

Pick of the week is Blast-off

I remember the day I became an old. Time Crisis 3, it was. Or was it 4? Oh my god.

I am honestly a little surprised, but the fact is that I’ve never gone from hating a game to banging my head and howling with joy so fast. I had to force myself to stop going back to it (and even then, only stopped when it crashed) and didn’t give a damn that I’m terrible. Even my highest score so far is probably laughable to anyone under the age of 20. But I probably won’t have to fight mutants for the last tin of beans in the glowing ruins of Murdoch One, so it all evens out.


  1. Layabout says:

    Awe… I was hoping for some curry based gaming.

  2. leeder krenon says:

    lol the music on video for Transports is a complete rip of Miles Davis’ “So What”. Funny AF. Nice looking game mind you!

    • Shacklestein says:

      An isometric transport game with a jazzy soundtrack. That’s genius! It’s a wonder no one has thought of it before.

  3. April March says:

    Not just one or two games, but the whole lot, free to everyone. Play something you’d normally hate, I say.

    For what’s worth, I’m very unlikely to not give a punt on anything that’s on a Steam free weekend, even if it’s on a genre I hate. I haven’t had any surprises thus far, but I’m not stopping.

  4. April March says:

    Also, Sin picked a roguelike. ONE OF US

  5. Railway Rifle says:

    “ I pitch this to nobody in particular: a free week of everything on Steam. Not just one or two games, but the whole lot, free to everyone. Play something you’d normally hate, I say.“

    I suggest that this would just lead to people mainlining games they already like, and a better method might be an inverse version of Steam’s “Because you played/ wish for…” suggestions. “This is nothing like anything you play. Would you like to try it for free?”

    • Sin Vega says:

      For that to work, you’d have to reverse the polarity of the universe so that recommendation algorithms weren’t utter bullshit.

      • Railway Rifle says:

        This is also true.

      • MajorLag says:

        Here’s a thought: make it a community meta-game. Every time you want to try a new free game you have to read another player’s history and recommend something to them.

        Of course, the internet being what it is we’ll probably all just end up playing Bad Rats or something.

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    The Almighty Moo says:

    These articles always make me smile and I’ve picked up a fair few. A new Transport Tycoon inspired game you say…

    (Also, surely it’s Transports’ rather than Transports’s…?)

  7. poliovaccine says:

    I’m not even interested in any of these games, I’m just commenting to say I’m glad to see Sin Vega’s writing a little more on the regular..!

  8. dog2 says:

    I really love these. I’d always felt guilty waiting for the article to hit every week, eagerly tearing through, and leaving w/o comment. So, I’d like to say that these are the most underrated articles on RPS. Really great!

  9. TheBetterStory says:

    Aw, nothing for me this week either. I immediately wishlisted 4/5 games from Sin’s first Unknown Pleasures (including Hello Charlotte, which rapidly became an obsession), so I was hoping the trend would hold. Ah, well. I’ll have to wait for the next batch of weird indie anime games.

  10. Beefenstein says:

    I remember Blob Kombat (or at least a similar A1200 only game from a coverdisk… can’t remember if AP or AF).

    • GameOverMan says:

      Amiga Power 54 Disk 2 (September 1995) and Amiga Format 78b (December 1995).

      • jezixo says:

        I’m so pleased to see Blob Kombat mentioned here. It’s one of those games that’s so unknown you start to wonder if you imagined it.

  11. Ghostwise says:

    (Stares at the Realm of the Ghost King video, consistently failing at guessing which monster on the screen is the player character).

    I guess I’m not very good at ghosts. Or may be it’s Pacman-induced trauma ! :-O

  12. Someoldguy says:

    Transports looks promising, but I’m not touching it in EA. Just crossing fingers that when it releases you can play a noncompetitive version just to see the world gradually flourish as you connect it all up.

  13. Captain Narol says:

    Is it a Sin to have Unknown Pleasures ?

    Good match anyway, more Pleasures and more Sin are always welcome !