Alice isn’t here. Yes, we are aware of the deep distress and concern this causes you, but even the mightiest fall ill (see above). Meanwhile, this is the perfect chance for a landgrab. That’s right, the WAPWAP is mine. I am in control of the firing now. Yes. YES. This must be what real power feels like. Bring out the victims! Have them explain to us what they are playing this weekend. Here’s what we’re clicking on.
But you, dearest reader, what are you playing?