Devolver Digital was kind enough to provide us with ample preview code for Hard Reset developer Flying Wild Hog's upcoming revival of Shadow Warrior.
That may have been a mistake.
I decided to attempt some form of Let's Play/Blather All Over/Preview thing, and well, I'm new to this. Very, very new. The end result is a mixture of description and discovery that hopefully gets the job done, but with "ums" and "uhs" a-plenty. Also, when I die, just go ahead and carve the phrase "So anyway..." into my tombstone. It's become abundantly clear that it's what I wish to be remembered by. Shadow Warrior really is coming along nicely, though. It's easily the bloodest game to ever bleed blood, and the sword-fu is like fast food chili: chunky, satisfying, and made up primarily of disembodied limbs. I doubt it'll take home any Game Of The Year awards when the dust settles, but it's big, loud, and dumb enough (in a sort of smart way) that you should probably take notice. My enthusiasm doesn't come across as well in the video as I'd have liked, but I did have a fun - though certainly not perfect - time with the couple hours I played. View 30-or-so scattered minutes of it below. (P.S. If you hate my voice, well, it's actually impossible for you to hate it as much as I do. So!)