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  • The loading screen of Super Mario64, with a smiling Mario staring at a star. The star is casting a light on his face.

    Which jump-themed pop song will be used in 2022's Super Mario movie?

    *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's a-me.

    I don't agree that being mean is always the funniest joke, but it is often the easiest joke, and let's keep that in mind as we talk about next year's Mario movie. You know, the one where Mario will be played by Chris Pratt. In the event that the film turns out to be good, I will enjoy it - like how the Sonic film …

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