Those Assassin's Creed Syndicate Pre-Order Packs In Full

Yesterday Ubisoft live-streamed its announcement of a new bounty of pre-order bonus opportunities, offering collections containing exclusive figurines, hip flasks, art books and a game called Assassin's Creed Syndicate. With so much variety on offer, we've compiled a list of all those packs to help you choose which one to buy a full six months before the first review!

Assassin's Creed Syndicate - Gor Blimey Luv-A-Duck Collector's Case

Price: £114.99

Contents:

- Exclusive bonus chimney sweeping mission
- Teach Yourself Cockernee Booklet
- Audio CD of American actors' best Lin-don accents
- Exclusive pearly king hat (queen hats too difficult to manufacture)

Assassin's Creed Syndicate - Eastenders Edition

Price: £159.99

Contents:

- High quality Art Of The Caff book
- Exclusive Alfie outfit
- Queen Vic Diorama
- Audio CD of bow bells
- An exclusive mission to shut it, you slag
- Official Assassin's Creed: Syndicate OST performed by Anita Dobson
- Ennui

Assassin's Creed Syndicate - Sitting Backwards On A Chair Deluxe

Price: £219.99

Contents:

- Exclusive reversible wooden chair (GAME online purchases only)
- Actual cane from this image (Amazon phone orders only)
- Double sided guide to jaunty sitting (Cancer Research Shops exclusive)
- Zack Off Of Saved By The Bell figurine (when purchased with Uplay refund voucher)
- In-game chair cushion (utorrent exclusive)

Assassin's Creed Syndicate - Look Like A Massive Wanker

Price: £289.99

Contents:

- That fucking hat

Assassin's Creed Syndicate - Other Stuff We Know About London Edition

Price: £369.99

Contents:

- Exclusive in-game red buses
- Cut-out-and-keep signed photograph of The Queen
- Exclusive in-game Beefeater outfit
- Two-sided map showing how all of England is near London
- Uh, we dunno, do they have dragons there?
- Some Harry Potter shit
- You'll buy this crap whatever we write here