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The Monster That Killed Kieron

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Games of Christmas: Also-rans

Hello! You won't believe how tricky RPS is to digest. Well... maybe you will. I've been looking at this website thing, and there's some dense indigestible paragraphs in here. I thought games were supposed to be fun! Anyway, I was rooting through my faeces earlier and I found amidst the healthy dung of a well-fed monster a load of notes in panicked hand-writing on old…

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The RPS Electronic Wireless Show 36

Hullo. So I burped, and there was this podcast. It appears John and Jim were lucky enough to have been holding onto their recording equipment when I ate them. Kieron and Alec were off on some expedition through my duodenum at the time, so I understand. With the new year here they seem to have focused on reflecting on 2009, and looking forward to 2010.…

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Happy Holidays (Burp!)

Oh, hullo! So I guess I should probably post something. Having recently recovered from extensive stomach reconstructing surgery, after Kieron so brutally ripped through my duodenum, I'm finally well enough to have returned and eaten the entire RPS team. Which of course means they're getting a well-earned rest until my January 4th annual movement. In the meantime, why not take a look through this list…

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Me, Myself And Psy: Telepath Psy Arena 2

Hullo. Feeling a little gassy today, which is no fun whatsoever. But I suppose I did eat Kieron in such a horrific rush. I've only myself to blame, as my dear departed mother would say. Well, myself and the deal she made with dark powers to warp my form. Still, I did eat her first. Anyway! I've decided to blog this turn-based strategy game (See…

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Interactive Fiction Comp 2009 Judging!

Hullo! These e-mails keep on coming. Some highly-edible-sounding chap called Stephen mails news with news that Interactive Fiction Competition 2009 has started judging. That means that the - oooh! - upwards of 20 games can be downloaded by anyone, and then voted on by anyone with fingers still able to interact with a computer keyboard (i.e. Not Kieron, whose fingers were amongst the first things…

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MyxoMMOatosis: BunniBunni

Hullo! Still me. I've eaten most of Kieron now, and we're down to his increasingly manky looking torso. Well, I always like ribs, though they make my fingers messy. Lucky the room is covered in gore. He keeps on getting e-mails though, like one from Jack de Quidt who talks about BunniBunni, which has been all over the forum (Apparently. I don't really know what…

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Not Just Astrotraining: Astro Tripper PC

Hullo! Me again. I'm still lolling around Kieron's room, taking a break from gnawing. I see the last game Kieron played before passing, and starting to pass through my guts, was something called Astro Tripper. There's some notes which I can just about read through the blood stains: "After Gridrunner Revolution, a fine time for premium PC shootage", "Early-00s Edge-beloved classic, rebooted", "Derived from Defender-Derived…

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Quiz To Do. Also, Kieron Murdered.

Hullo. I just killed Kieron. He was typing quietly in IM trying to avoid my attention, but John Walker did something in capitals, so I heard it. I have now killed him. He's lying on the floor, and I'm having the occasional nibble. Nothing quite like New New Games Journalists to chew on. He appears to have left a half-done post here, so I'm going…

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