Massively multiplayer alien invasion simulator. Magical artifact tester. You are the worst NPC.
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I felt that explicitly conflating romance with navigating a cavern full of leering underground slime monsters was too psychologically revealing
Most of these games violate Nature's plan by letting you pretend to be weird-ass inhuman creatures.
Yume Nikki 3D. Genderqueer hell. RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIE MARIE CURIE.
You know what this is.
Only one of these games has cute little mice in it and that's why videogames suck.
“a new site for Girl Games that are all about cursing your enemies and summoning beautiful goddesses”. Gentrification gun. Feminist body horror.
Unsettling dreams. Pay-to-win government nomic. Asexual plumber reproduction.
All these games teach terrible ethical lessons. All of them.
Cyborg hell. I still dream of Orgonon, I wake up sidescrolling.
The world in your backyard. 10 seconds to say goodbye. Ragdoll torture chamber.
Interactive Voguing Experience. Venusian gangster rap FPS. Collaborative hypersound fiction.
The Queen of Monsters has destroyed the crystal that stops humans from turning into monsters. Glitch art studio. Human piss bomb.
When we lose one of our senses, Nature compensates by giving us a huge fucking axe. What to expect when you’re expecting hive spiders. Angels of mons pubis.
Falling from the sky simulator. "Use your sword to kill mofos". Girl-fishes.
All I care about is my priceless collection of rand(3, 7) gems. All the trees in this forest are humans. FREEDOM OF SPELL.
The price of pancake fame. Expensive banana room. Musical soup. Piss soda.
"The pilot has full faith in your control of the space station". Musical murder cubes. THE TOP TEN FUNNEST LORDS.
Post-apocalyptic adventure games. 1001 shards of a kiss. Magical police station.
Mechamom. Flatland's gorgeous post-apocalypse. Sega does what PCan’t.