I asked Crusader Kings II reviewer Adam what he thought of the new build your own ruler DLC for the grand strategy game. His first response was that it sounded a "bit daft", but I'll bet that a few hours from now he'll be sat staring into nothing. If you get closer and closer and closer to his face, his eyes will be glazed over, his nostrils randomly flexing, he'll be mumbling to himself. Closer still, listen to his words: "Of COURSE King Adam of Sweden will have a beard. There is no question, now. But what colour? And what of the length?" He'll clench his fists and lean over, lost in his own beardcraft. You too can soon be pondering what sort of king to make in Crusader Kings II Ruler Designer DLC, perhaps the least deserving game DLC to ever receive a trailer.
You get to consider facial features, stats and traits as you build a character and dynasty. Let's see how that will play out, shall well?
$5 on April 15th will get you your own monarch.