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COD, Wallop

WELCOME again to CALL OF DUTY CENTRAL! Yeeeeehaaaaw! As you know RPS is the number one CALL OF DUTY fansite on the internet, because CALL OF DUTY is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today for you guys we have a TIMER counting down to when the world will discover the name of the next amazing CALL OF DUTY game and hopefully some surprises like what guns are in it. If I know CALL OF DUTY like I know CALL OF DUTY, the next game is going to be a REVOLUTION and UNLIKE ANYTHING WE'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it's going to be so viscerally visceral!

Oh man I just can't wait forever until MAY 1 for this timer to finish and tell me that the next game is Black Ops 2. Whoops I guess I shouldn't say that like it's a fact haha. In the meantime I'm going to check the COD site EVERY SECOND to see if another picture has been unlocked. Only one has so far, and it's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's an AMAZING BLURRY PHOTO of a semi-real quad rotor remote control drone, which is definitely not like anything we've seen in any other shooter ever, and they've even made a CGI version for a mad Russian gun-nut to pretend he's piloting:

The next Call of Duty game will probably be Black Ops 2, it will almost certainly launch not long before Christmas, it will almost certainly include a hyper-linear, bombastic, implausible and very short singleplayer mode and a more extensive multiplayer mode containing incremental updates to the last one, a vast raft of unlocks and a year-long DLC plan. It will more than likely also include a zombies mode. It will sell quite well.

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Alec Meer

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Ancient co-founder of RPS. Long gone. Now mostly writes for rather than about videogames.

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