How is babby formed? Well, little Timmy, when a mummy Disciple and a daddy Disciple are imbued with the power of the Star God and need to create Star Children to save the world, they take a special matryoshka doll and... this is awfully complex. Maybe it's best you wait a few weeks for Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars [Steam page] to come along. After a few years on pocket computers, Spike Chunsoft's weird and trashy dating sim-cum-dungeon crawler is coming to PC. It will explain all about babby.
What's Conception II about? Well! Here's what Spike Chunsoft say:
"The magical world of Aterra has been under attack by monsters for decades.
"The only ones who can stand against these monsters are 'Disciples,' young men and women gifted with divine powers of purification, and otherworldly Star Children created via the bonds between male and female disciples.
"As a new disciple, it falls to you to create Star Children with seven of the most powerful girls in the world and save Aterra."
I think you get to touch a lady's norks?
Amazing. That date is not going at all well.
You may be wondering why I'm posting this. 1) It's Friday night and if Eurotrash isn't on TV any more I suppose this will do for bawdy late-night antics; 2) it's interesting that Spike Chunsoft are bringing some of their weirder games to PC; 3) I read Destructoid's pocket review and laughed then thought hey, this might appeal to some of y'all. As Destructoid say:
"With its incessant jiggly boobs, drab story, naughty baby-making imagery, and harem tropes-a-plenty, I'd get why some would steer clear of Conception II. But I'm here to recommend it. The dating side is just interesting enough to keep you roped in, and the battle system grows on you after a bit of time to be something pretty rewarding."
What a weird thing.
Conception II is coming to Steam on August 15th.