The winners of our excellent Crysis competition are David McLaughlin, James Glover and Si Wharton. No, we're not going to print their crises because they're of rather variable length and family quality, and we may need them as... evidence. Thanks, however, to everyone who entered. And thanks to EA for providing the booty. Fresh competitions coming up soon.
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