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Eurogamer: Wrath of Kane Review


I've just reviewed C&C3's add-on for Eurogamer. It's here. It it I start by saying things like this:

By now, the wives of the assorted Command and Conquer head honchos have got to be getting a little suspicious. "So, who have you hired for that new job in the office?" they'll ask. "Oh, no-one special. Just the best candidate," says the commander. "Her references were impeccable." An eyebow twitches. He glances out the window. "Oooh, isn't the Tiberium lovely at this time of year." "Is she attractive?" "Well... if you like that kind of thing. Could do with a few square meals, of course." "She better not be another sex symbol, Mr Commander!" "Is that the time? I need to get to bed." "I'm going to Tank Rush all over your Tesla Coils, mister."

And eventually get around to talking about the add-on. No, really. Oh - warning. There's some Gillenisms which will be fixed when Tom gets back from his adventures. Until then - er -use your imagination.

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