Eww! Dead Space Multiplayer Trailer Is Gross

Where does a Necromorph keeps its eyes? According to the latest Dead Space 2 multiplayer trailer, about four feet behind its head. See, what I'm doing here is mocking the title, "Through the eyes of a necromorph" in a game viewed from a third-person perspective. Everyone involved now feels incredibly silly, and will probably quit their jobs, lose their families, and become destitute. That's the power I wield. Games industry: think more carefully before you title your videos.

Necromorphs come in a variety of shapes and sizes. You've got the baby Pack, the snipery, wall-walking Lurker, of course the Puker, and the lady Spitter. What they all have in common is that they're incredibly gross. We're not normally ones for age checking, but the below is pretty brutal if you've got a child living in your neighbourhood.

Whatever has gaming come to these days? I remember the good old days when it was all lovely, like Phantasmagoria and Manhunt.