Foot-to-ball: Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 Demo

Fans of demos of football games are in for a treat today. The rapture is happening, and it seems that the whole 10 commandments things was just some stuff Moses made up for a bet and the real thing that gets you eternal life in the kingdom of Heaven is playing foot-to-ball demos. Until you ascend into the sky, you can pass the time playing the new demo for Pro Evolution Soccer 2011, which allows to play AI or local multiplayer, with four teams, arranged into two pairs. Barcelona vs Bayern Munich and Copa Libertadores vs Chivas Guadalajara. At least, I think that's what they mean. They say "Chivas Guadalajara and Internacional" and that confuses me. Why can't all games be about orcs? Non-foot-to-ball players may think download and playing would be a good way to get into Heaven, but - no - it's too late for us now. Still, as we wait to die, we can sit and watch some footage...

That's footage of PES. Not Heaven. We will never see Heaven. We are doomed.