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    Morrowind and it's disgusting portrayal of relationships.

    I know the truth, Bethesda (NSFWish)

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    On a mobile... Short version please?
    I'm failing to writing a blog, specifically about playing games the wrong way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliocentric View Post
    On a mobile... Short version please?
    Explaining jokes usually isn't any fun, so you should probably wait until you're not on a mobile. But here goes. Morrowind spoilers (if those are a thing) below:

    The video portrays Yagram Bagarn, the last dwarf, having sexytimes (possibly for money?) with Divayth Fyr, his caretaker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heliocentric View Post
    On a mobile... Short version please?
    Fat dwarf tits gently swaying to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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    I can't applaud this without looking at my own body in disgust
    I play mostly in the PS4, but I still love a good PC game

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    I don't get it. And I've played Morrowind and know all of these characters.

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    Still more convincing then any sex scene in a Bioware game.

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    Thanks for giving me flashbacks to Liara`s romance subplots.

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    They also promote Gangsta culture, and the glorification of stolen weapons, drugs, and crime...

    NFSW...


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    You come at the Nerevarine, you best don't miss.
    Immersive Sims on Steam WIP

    Thrust Issues: A Marvelous Guide to Fencing in Dark Souls 2

    You are escorted from the publisher's office and questioned by constables. Your work gives nine hundred readers nightmares and closes four schools. Women scream and faint as you pass in the street.

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    This just makes me nostalgic for Morrowind. I hope one of the remakes with a new engine comes to fruition. Then I could sink 400 hours into it all over... actually that's probably a bad idea.

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    Its its its its its. Its. Its Its. Its.
    Irrelevant on further examination of the rest of the thread.

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    If I told you I posted it on a phone and it corrected it would you feel better mein fuhrer?
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