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Thread: Hackusations, curses and praise
17-07-2015, 05:59 AM #1
Hackusations, curses and praise
I believe these are a common thing, so lets share the entertaining tells we get?
Here some from the last week
Funny just because he thinks he's so MLG with his 4.5 k/D
Drove him over with a harasser xD
U bad, RPS
I don't even... err, sorry? He did run some 10 times or so into my gun =/
17-07-2015, 06:10 AM #2
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17-07-2015, 06:40 AM #4
I find it amusing that I've had encounters with every single one of those people, some multiple times. Scr1bble is also Grible's nemesis.
The "justhereforfriends" guy is definitely the biggest bag of dicks I've encountered. Hilairiously he's actually looking for friends on Miller, his way of "vetting" possible friends is by checking their stats and seeing if they're "worthy". Take in mind I was in the running for being one of his friends, but sadly I lost my chance by calling him an elitist dickbag with his head so far up his arse it comes out of his mouth. (This was after a 30 minute conversation beginning with him sending a rage-tell about knives being unfair, I lost my patience with him.)
RPS doesn't usually have these high skill players
Here's a few of my favourites:
This fine young man I met while wraith flashing, he didn't like the fact that he lost h̶i̶s̶ ̶l̶i̶g̶h̶t̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ his friend's unupgraded lightning, obviously, to a flash.
In the end, he got the last laugh with that wonderfully crafted insult, truly, we are graced with the presence of the next great wordsmith.
I'm also partial to this one, solely because he becomes less coherent with each line.
17-07-2015, 06:49 AM #5
And here is another of my favourites, in case you haven't noticed by now I really like being a smug bastard:
It's not all salt and general unpleasantness though! Fairly recently I held several amicable conversations at once! Surprisingly people actually respond well when I send them puns, who'd have thought it?
Those are my favourites, I stopped bothering to record them a while ago unless it was super hilairious, sadly I haven't run into anything as salty as the flash people and the "justhereforfriends" guy.
17-07-2015, 07:16 AM #6
Reported for being unskilled xD
God you're so bad gorn But I can see how infuriating losing to a flash can be... been there, done that.
Now i know how this works!
Yeah...okay. I guess I've got a natural handicap.
I was all out of salt, but this helpful person came along.
17-07-2015, 09:08 AM #7
I only think I've had one ragetell - but I didn't save it.
Started being a lot more cheesy with my positioning now so I expect some more.
p.s. if you insight that much rage come play in ServerSmash http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/foru...h-2K15-Signups
17-07-2015, 09:34 AM #8
The person that writes to you and being annoying. Probs. 12. But I don't know, just tried to be funny ignore me!
17-07-2015, 09:53 AM #9
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17-07-2015, 11:03 AM #10
My hate for scr1bble knows no bounds. I will willingly divert entire squads to kill his prowler!
17-07-2015, 11:18 AM #11
17-07-2015, 11:40 AM #12
Challenger says I`m not to tell stories.
17-07-2015, 11:52 AM #13
Did ChallengerUmbridge make you scratch into your hand "I must not tell stories"?
17-07-2015, 03:06 PM #14
RPS player with kd over 1.0... must be hackingMy old sig didn't meet with the community guidelines. This one does but isn't anywhere near as interesting to read.
17-07-2015, 03:28 PM #15
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17-07-2015, 03:32 PM #16
T'was a dark and stormy night, the day was the 23rd of March, and the clock had just struck two. Grible and myself were partaking in some late-night murderising as we frequently do. Him using his trusty magrider, myself on a wraith flash. Together, using the awesome powers of strategy we took on and destroyed many a tank. Then, we discovered a prowler all on his lonesome. Thinking nothing of it we attacked, baptising the tank in fire and plasma. Neither us had no idea, of the events that would follow the seemingly innocuous destruction of that tank. For later in the evening, when we had forgotten about the prowler, Grible received a tell, the salt contained within was so great that even our best instruments couldn't measure it. The sender of the tell, who we now know to be made purely from sodium chloride, decided to seek revenge. He followed us, in both mossy and prowler. It was then that I noticed something peculiar.
"Why Grible!" I hastily declared "I've just had a sudden realisation, that name, Scr1bble. Why, it sounds rather like yours!" *cue dramatic music and thunderclap* And low and behold, the name did sound like Grible, in fact, Grible revealed to me that he had been victim of the most heinous of crimes, alt-name-stealing. Yes, one of Grible's alts was originally planned to go by the name of Scrible.
Ever since that fateful night, Scr1bble and Grible have been caught in a feud strong enough to shatter the heavens. Not even God dares interfere.
So there you have it, the lesser-known beginnings to one of the greatest feuds of all time. Who could have known that a simple hate-tell could have spiralled into a rich tapestry full of twists, turns and intrigue, we certainly didn't. So next time you receive a hate-tell, be sure it's not an evil dopperganger. Grible is the 3rd member of RPS to discover his, who will be next I wonder?
In case you couldn't tell, I was really bored. The story is true, although it's been embellished slightly for dramatic effect.
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