Earlier in the week I told you about how I was concerned about getting blood all over my clothes (and in the game?). Since then I realised that I (as Arthur Morgan) lost my hat some time on Tuesday, probably, but only noticed that I’d lost it last night. It was too late to retrace my steps and find the little “You dropped your hat here!” icon -- and besides, the open world is so bloody persistent that some other chump probably chumped up to my hat, picked it up, and then chumped off into the sunset with it.
But who’s the bigger chump, the chump, or the chump or lost his hat so that the original chump is now a chump with a new free hat?
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