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Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag

11 months ago

Assassin’s Creed Oranges update 6 – better graphics, revised difficulty, beards

Yesterday, the very fabric of society was threatened when some people disputed, with terminally dangerous inaccuracy, my 100% objectively and factually correct assertion that the currently-free Assassin's Creed 4 is the bestest best Assassin's Creed game of all time. Some of these anarchistic perverts argued that this year's Egypt-set Origins was the better man-stabber, despite its complete absence of ghost pirate ships and Welsh accents,…

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The best Assassin’s Creed game is free this week

I like the boat-centric Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag so much that I just went and added it to Uplay even though I already own it Steam. That's right: an Asscreed I dig enough to voluntarily load up Uplay. Last week, Ubisoft were giving away the tragically de-Steamed RTS World in Conflict, and, as we promised then, here's your nudge about this week's Festivus freebie.

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Ubisoft giving ace-o RTS World in Conflict away for free

DID YOU KNOW: one of the first-ever posts on this here website was about Massive Entertainment's alt-Cold War real-time strategy game World in Conflict, and for years we even had a screenshot of one of its very impressive explosions on our About/mission statement page. It was a game we liked so much that we even ran photographs of TV's famous Kieron Gillen wearing a delightful…

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4 years ago

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Yes All Men: Assassin’s Creed Bro-op Controversy Escalates

I'm afraid this is going to be a long one, because the debate around Assassin's Creed Unity not inculding any female avatar options in its co-op mode didn't half snowball overnight. Ubisoft are now backtracking on their initial defence that this was a workload issue, and instead claim it's a deliberate narrative-based decision - however, this only opens up more questions. In the meantime, a…

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United We Stand? – Two Assassin’s Creeds Coming This Fall

When you look at the Assassin's Creed series from a standpoint of raw numbers, things gets a little preposterous. I don't mean sales, either. It's well-documented that Hoods and Handspikes is basically this generation's Shoots and Ladders. No, I'm referring to less publicized stuff, like the number of people who work on these ceaselessly cascading historical murder romps. Assassin's Creed IV had all of its…

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5 years ago

Assassin’s Creed IV: Freedom Cry Will Stand Alone

Assasssin's Creed IV released itself a significant DLC add-on called Freedom Cry, back in November. Naturally the PC version suffered a last-minute (almost literally this time) delay, but it did eventually emerge at £8/£10. Here's a strange thing. Later this month the slave-themed separate storyline is getting re-released, this time as a standalone purchase. It's a chance to say the best word in gaming! EXPANDALONE!…

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Hey, Where’s Assassin’s Creed IV: Freedom Cry On PC?

Huh. Well, this is a bit embarrassing. I seem to have - and you're never going to believe this when I tell you; hoo boy, what are the odds? - misplaced Assassin's Creed IV's Freedom Cry DLC. I don't even know how this happened. I've retraced my steps and everything. I just cannot find it anywhere. Wait a minute, Ubisoft, why are you sitting conspicuously…

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Assassin’s Creed IV’s First Story DLC Focuses On Slavery

The bulk of Assassin's Creed III's story DLC was rather silly (though disappointingly self-serious about it), but Assassin's Creed IV has its eyepatched sights set on much grimmer subject matter. There's still plenty of pirating to be done, but this time the backdrop is a St. Domingue (Haiti nowadays) ruled by savage slavery. As a former slave himself, new player character and former Black Flag sidekick Adéwale…

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Assassin’s Creed IV On PC Has GODRAYS

As you all know (and probably expected for months on end), Ubisoft decided to delay Assassin's Creed IV's PC release into November's deepest waters. But why? How could this possibly make any sense? Well, I posit the following: it was an act of god. Wait, sorry, no. Godrays. AC IV has them, you see, but only on PC. And also only if you use Nvidia tech,…

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This Might Be The Final Assassin’s Creed IV Trailer

Despite the pointed mockery of John's Assassy Creed trailer post, Ubisoft haven't let up in their desire to tell expose every little detail about the fourth (but not really fourth) Assassin's Creed game in trailers. There have been three this week. They are shameless. I was going to do a post with them all again, but the weight of that many Flash instances on one…

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No Oceans, No Clarity, No Sense: AssCreed IV PC Delay

Well, it's finally confirmed, and yup, it turns out that Ubisoft's promises of avoiding delaying the PC build of their games haven't exactly proven, well, true. The PC version of Assassin's Creed IV, as speculated after a developer accidentally blurted the truth, will be released three weeks after the current-gen console versions. It's now getting the same release date as the PS4/Xbox One versions. So…

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Assassin’s Creed 4000 Minutes Of Gameplay Footage

No, this trailer doesn't actually contain 4000 minutes of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag footage. That would comprise the entire game, which Ubisoft has already handily hacked up into several thousand other trailers. But still, ten minutes is a pretty healthy helping even by Ubisoft trailer-every-14-seconds-to-the-point-where-I-have-yet-to-write-a-sentence-that-doesn't-contain-the-word-trailer standards. And you know what? It actually looks kind of great. I still worry that all this icing only serves…

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We’re Just Going To Call It AssFlag

Don't ever let it be said I am not a lover of juvenile humour. To allow its actual name to take the stage for a moment, time for another Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag trailer. I've just gone and counted and this is the twentieth one that has been made available, not counting extra versions, additional languages or live streamed events. I have to pray…

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Avast Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag Trailer

Actually, it's only four mins long. Boom boom. There have been so many posts about Black Flag, the fancy dress party of Assassin's Creed games, that I nearly didn't post this trailer. You know the deal. It is shippy, watery, and anything that starts with a sea shanty is now legally obliged to have a slow and portentous refrain at the end. But I want…

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Assassin’s Creed: The One With Boats Has Cool Boats

This is reporter Nathan Grayson, on the scene for the SHOCKING NEWS TIMES. You might be disturbed and even somewhat aroused to hear that Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag has boats by the boatload, but I can exclusively confirm it via a non-exclusive video. In it, you'll witness scandalous scalawag Edward Kenway steering a ship, upgrading said ship, shooting other ships, leaping between ships, and…

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Shock: AC IV PC-Bound ‘A Few Weeks After’ Consoles

Ubisoft's been kinda sorta a little better about treating PC gamers like humans (or at least wallets with people attached) lately - what with the partial decapitation of its draconian DRM and shoring up of arbitrarily spaced out release dates - but some things never change. Mystifyingly, the Assassin's Creed series has continued to bound right over PC on day one, preferring instead to fall…

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Piracy Is On Ubisoft’s E3 Agenda: Black Flag

Ah, that joke is so old now. Anyway: Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag is all piratey! That means boats and leaping about on tropical islands, which you can see happening the first gameplay footage from E3, below. I'm sure I'd be at least 70% more upbeat about this if I wasn't having to suppress my general cynicism towards this series of games.

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