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2 years ago

Feature: This week's best free games!

Free Loaders: Fighting Your Way Through A Prison Brawl

All right boys, its lights out. I know you’ve all had another tough day behind bars but thems the breaks when you’re a convicted felon. Back to the cells, come on. Hey Johnny what are doing with that huge explosive propane tank? No, stop. Stop what you’re doing Johnny. Please stop.

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Becoming Governor Is Hard When You’re A Lobster-Man

If you're one of the millions upon millions of people bummed out by the American presidential race, you need to play You Are the Cannibal Lobster-Man Of New England, Can You Become The Governor Of Maine? It's a text adventure from Clickhole that has completely redeemed my faith in the political process. That a humble cannibalistic lobster-man could escape from captivity, eat a few scientists,…

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Invent Star Wars In ClickHole’s Text Adventure

Do you ever think that you may be the first person to actually utter a certain sentence? That you are the first sentient being to string some words in a specific order and create entirely new meaning which was previously unknown to the universe? To these lofty thoughts I was inspired by ClickHole's text adventure You're George Lucas In 1975. Can You Create 'Star Wars'?…

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3 years ago

Clickhole’s Have A Low-Key Forest Adventure! Is A Laf

I like to think I know a thing or two about walking simulators - heck, I've even LARPed a few. So imagine my surprise when, within a minute of starting playing new walking simulator Have A Low-Key Forest Adventure! [official site], I had joined a biker gang and committed to a life of danger. Starting over, I strolled quietly through lush forest, pausing to stare…

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This ClickHole Text Adventure Will Terrify And Inspire You

Last time I wrote about a free miniature Choose Your Own Adventure game the response was a little muted, but hopefully this time around y'all will enjoy the recommendation a bit more. Because! This one is funnier. The Mysterious Shadows of Skullshadow Island is featured on ClickHole, which is apparently a spin-off of classic satirical organ The Onion. I'm clearly out of the loop as I'd…

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