Feature: Watch this! Mum! You're not watching!
CONNECTING... CHECKING STATUS... LINK ESTABLISHED > ARE YOU RECEIVING THIS? > Sorry, I had caps lock on. I've been trying to contact you for a fortnight, but a sinister threat has kept us apart. These "bank holiday Mondays" can only be the work of the Indie Cabal, hoping to keep their ranks closed by preventing the dissemination of hot, new GIFs and links to in-development…