Reader dearest, I fall upon my sword before you. I hurl myself upon it. I take a running start and leap upon my sword. Through the teeth and past the gums, look out guts here it comes and I'm split from the skull down, intestines and shame and regret and apologies spill steaming upon the ground, dissolving into putrid black mucus the cold earth swallows…
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Gosh-o! I guess Double Fine are remaking every adventure game Tim Schafer worked on at LucasArts that they can get their hands on! Over the weekend they announced a 'Remastered' version of fantastic futurebiker adventure Full Throttle. It's fantastic, and it's been off store shelves for far too long. We'll have a while to wait yet, though: it's not due until 2017.