Listen, never mind that sharks are not the mindlessly violent animals we’ve been trained to fear, and simply additional victims of mankind’s global vertebrate binge. Dismiss, please, the ongoing cultural rehabilitation of this toothy swimmer, who is statistically quite poor at killing humans. Ignore also their adorable habit of falling asleep when you hold them upside-down. Forget it, forget it all. No more lovey-dovey thoughts…
Resident Evil / biohazard HD REMASTER
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1 year ago
There's a lot about Resident Evil that is laughably bad and has always been that way. "Master of unlocking." "Almost a Jill Sandwich." But there's a ton that's been updated since its early polygonal days on the PlayStation. Its current remastered version on Steam is the best way to play it. I still haven't finished it.
2 years ago
Don't be scared. It's OK. I've got you. Hold my hand. Tighter. Come on. We can do this together. You and me. Lets... Steam Chart.
Resident Evil HD Remaster is a three-year-old shine-job of a 17-year-old remake of a 23-year-old console game that I’d have little problem believing was a modern release if those corridor dogs weren’t seared into my memory and stained into my underoos. That those corridor dogs are stained into our collective underoos (the vast interconnected underoo network that binds us all) suggests that Resident Evil is…
4 years ago
Alec: Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Resident Evil 7 Biohazard Resident Evil 7 Biohazard [official site] is a new first person horror/action game that definitely has nothing whatsoever to do with anything else called Resident Evil, no siree. Definitely just some creepy people in a house. That’s all.We’ve both played it now, Adam. Shall…
6 years ago
Biohazard 0, a poem by Alice O'Connor age 31Biohazard Do you cry, o hazard? They call you a 'Resident Evil' Those nasty people Then sneer that you're 'Zero' But o hazard look at you now: a hero You're being redone by Capcom who make Devil May Cry which has a character named Nero.
Originally released in 1996 and remade in 2002, Resident Evil is one of the giants of survival horror. This new release is the first appearance of the remake on PC and it comes hot on the heels of director Shinji Mikami's return to survival horror. Far more than an object of historical curiosity, it's a smartly designed and claustrophobic masterpiece.