ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK no, I know that guy didn't find it funny the first time today so I'll stop now.But! There is a sequel to Robot Unicorn Attack, the most important videogame ever to feature an Erasure soundtrack.…
Robot Unicorn Attack
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10 years ago
Hello! Eurogamer have been doing their own, inferior to our, end of year celebrations. Basically, they get a load of their writers to do an essay about a game they loved this year. Alec has written some more about Minecraft, but I grabbed the opportunity to hammer out 1000 words about Robot Unicorn Attack. Wherein I say things like...Like an inexperienced teenager rushing orgasm-ward, Robot…
I've talked about my love for Robot Unicorn Attack before. That said, that short paragraph isn't nearly enough. Frankly, this Canabalt-elaboration is one of my favourite games of the year. I'm terrible at it though, thus going onto the adult swim leaderboards is a bit of a waste of time. Now, however, it's on Facebook, meaning you can challenge your friends and create a more…
11 years ago
It was noted that we haven't posted Robot Unicorn Attack. It was demanded that we post Robot Unicorn Attack. And - finally! - we submitted to the orders of you, our beloved, dominatrix readers. This is Robot Unicorn Attack. It's basically what happens if you get Walker to redesign Canabalt. Oh, the humanity.