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The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

7 months ago

See Henry Cavill in costume as Geralt for Netflix’s Witcher

There are still many questions around Netflix's upcoming live-action adaptation of The Witcher--Will it be any good? Will Geralt be in that tub? Can I import my save into the telly? Is Geralt in the tub in every episode? Will he sack off quests to play Gwent down the pub? Does Geralt count as being in the tub in every episode if that's just in…

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1 year ago

Soon, Voldo and Geralt will meet outside my dreams

CD Projekt Red don't have to do much to capture the internet's attention. Remember when they beeped? That was a good day. Today is also a good day. No beeps or boops or any other sound effects have emerged from the witchy cyberpunkers, but a new chronicle of Geralt's adventures has appeared on the official Witcher twitter feed. "Kaer Morhen’s old stones have witnessed many…

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2 years ago

The Witcher turns 10 years old and celebrates with a big sale

Somehow, our lad Geralt's video game adventures have turned ten years old this week. That's ten years of slaying monsters as the silver fox with cat-eyes. Ten years of werewolves, dragons, unicorns, romances and politics, usually all at the same time. Ten years of articles debating how much sex in a video game constitutes too much. To celebrate the series' tenth anniversary, you can pick…

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And then Geralt lived happily ever after

Few witchers live to have a happy ending but shucks, our lad Geralt has done well for himself. With the tenth birthday of The Witcher games nearing (end of October), a new video from developers CD Projekt Red shows him having a big old knees-up with his mates and loved ones. He is my favourite of all tired old digital men and has been through…

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The Witcher: Colour in Geralt-in-the-bath with real pencils

The Witcher franchise is now getting an adult colouring book. It's adult in two senses - one is the sense of colouring books aimed at adults as a relaxation method being a rising trend in the last few years and the other is the sense where you get a picture of Geralt in the nuddy in that tub to colour in. His witcher junk is…

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5 years ago

Totally Not Dark Souls: Lords Of The Fallen Touts Difficulty

I can't imagine it's easy being a videogame door. One day your kind is totally invincible - your unassuming lacquered flesh the only thing capable of withstanding a fully buffed out hero's galaxy lance machine punch gun - and the next the merest of kicks explodes you into splinters. That's why I really feel for the door in the trailer for former Witcher 2 man…

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6 years ago

Mod It All: The Witcher 2 Receiving ‘Combat Rebalance’

This may look like a blog post but it's actually a combination of confessional booth and news stand. Gather round and confess the mistakes of your past as I do the same, then pick up the evening papers on the way out. As the headline suggests, my sin relates to The Witcher 2. I've never finished it. Or started it for that matter. The reason…

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Witcher 3: Open World, Non-Linear, Beard

You know a developer's really made it when they arrange an exclusive cover feature with GameStop's loyalty card-flogging magazine Game Informer. CD Projekt RED are the latest to do the whole de facto scoop thing, revealing the already-teased The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. Aka, 2014's most exciting RPG, it rather sounds like. AND GERALT HAS A BEARD NOW.

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7 years ago

GOG Adds Mac Support, Witcher 2 Mod Kit Dated

This "Macintosh Personal Computer" thing is never going to catch on, but folks like Valve and now GOG insist on humoring owners of these unnaturally pristine elf machines, so here we are. During its much-ballyhooed news-a-thon, GOG drew back the curtain on a new version of its service tailored to Macs, which brings with it 50 games (eight of which you receive free just for…

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GOG Are Up To Something, Teasing Things

I'm probably falling into a marketing trap. The GOG people are watching the Internet for a mention of GOG, and now I've just pinged RPS on their global map of suckers. I don't care. Fill me in on your spreadsheet, if you must. You have my attention. On Thursday, 18:00 GMT they'll be hosting a live press conference on their website to talk about "an…

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Geralt Goes To Westeros: Witcher 2 Getting Mod Tools

I'm calling it now: It's only a matter of time until someone designs a Game of Thrones mod for The Witcher 2. And that matter (note: I'm pretty sure "matter" isn't a real unit of time measurement) just got a lot shorter, because CD Projekt's tossing yet another hefty offering into The Witcher's overflowing cauldron with official mod tools. Unfortunately, CD Projekt has also informed…

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To Wit(cher): Cyberpunk’s Plot-Altering Customization

This may come as something of a surprise to you, but Cyberpunk looks to be decidedly less witchy than The Witcher. I'm not complaining, either. Geralt's tale marches in line behind the player's decisions, but it still definitely belongs to, well, Geralt. CD Projekt's take on Cyberpunk, then, sounds like a refreshing (and extremely intriguing) change of pace. This time around, you're shaping your own…

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