Wilmot's Warehouse

Could you pass me that block of cheese? No, the other one, the blue one. No, that's a slice of cake. The chee-- oh, for heaven's sake, I'll get it myself. Honestly, you shouldn't be playing sorting simulator Wilmot's Warehouse with an attitude like that. You're clearly not enthusiastic about the minimalist pile 'em up we can't stop playing. Maybe a few of its motivational…

Tagged with Can't Stop Playing, Can't Stop Playing September 2019, feature, Finji, Humble, Richard Hogg, Wilmot's Warehouse.

For the first three and a half billion years of its history, life on earth was fairly dull. It was, essentially, a load of little blobs mucking around in a great big sea. But then, five hundred million years ago, the Cambrian Explosion happened. Despite its name, it was not a sick wrestling move, but a sudden evolutionary riot, in which life diversified into a…

Tagged with Bestest Bests, Can't Stop Playing, Can't Stop Playing September 2019, feature, Finji, Hollow Ponds, review, Richard Hogg, wot i think, Wilmot's Warehouse.

Time, once again, to reveal our Can't Stop Playing for this month. The announcement is coming a bit late because we had some trouble deciding for September, but then we looked at what we'd been writing about and, shockingly, playing, and there was really only one option. Who could have thought that pushing boxes around a black room would have us so completely in its…

Tagged with Can't Stop Playing, Can't Stop Playing September 2019, feature, Finji, Hollow Ponds, Richard Hogg, Wilmot's Warehouse.

I don't think we ever see the extent of Wilmot's horror. He's a square in charge of a warehouse, single-handedly responsible for storing and serving up hundreds of amorphous objects. We, the player, only see those objects from the top-down, a step removed from the abject terror of categorising off-colour melon slices that simultaneously resemble 50% of an egg. Maybe reality is less blurry from…

Tagged with Can't Stop Playing, Can't Stop Playing September 2019, feature, Hollow Ponds, Matt finds an excuse to write about philosophy, Wilmot's Warehouse.

If you do not understand the low-key cerebral pleasure of inventory management, then what are you even doing playing videogames? Get out. Everyone else, welcome to Wilmot's Warehouse. A whole game about fiddling with your inventory and wrestling for space amid piles of bananas and hair dryers. It's basically a giant version of that suitcase in Resident Evil 4 that holds all of Leon Kennedy's…

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