Guild Wars 2 Due During Mayan Apocalypse

As every complete tool in the world has already tediously blared several dozen times, 2012 is the year we're all going to die. I think John Cusack's going to strangle us all or something? Hopefully we'll get a chance to finally play the 88 billion years in the making Guild Wars 2 before then, though. NCSoft have just revealed that it's definitely down for a 2012 release, and that there'll be an open beta in March or April. 'Select press' will be allowed in at some point in February, so expect previews to land around about then. Can I be a select press, please? Also it's my birthday in February. Also the Mayans famously prophesised that I would be allowed onto the beta of a highly-anticipated MMO sequel, and I'm almost certain they weren't talking about Asheron's Call III.