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Heavy Hitter: Batman: Arkham Origins Gallery


My brain's reaction to Batman is to remix the music from the TV show, the Tim Burton movie, and the U2 song. Oh look, there are some new Batman: Arkham Origins screenshots! Sigh. That'll be in there for the rest of the day now. What if I can't get it out? What if it lodges in there, and the inevitable happens and I turn mad and, because mental illness and villainy seem to go hand-in-hand in the Batman universe, evil? Mashup sounds like a good name for a bad guy: I'll create music from the bones of other songs. My choons will be so layered that people will be driven insane attempting to unravel each element. They won't realise that I've made my music from an infinite number of songs, trapping them in a hypnotic appreciation of my DJ skills forever. I'll replace the Bat Signal with a Winamp visualiser, and all of Gotham will be trapped by my phat beats, and my sidekicks DubStep and Autotune will steal their wallets.

Did I just create the best Batman villain, ever? I think so. I can only hope that Batman appreciates my songs as much as he enjoys punching people. I suspect with his bat ears, he'll be even more receptive.

I'd middle-mouse these screens, as they're bigger than most monitors. It's out October 25th.

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