A Kingdom for Keflings is popular on the 360, so I'm sure it's exactly the same as Gears of War (Note to self: Please Check). And now it's on the PC! And there's a demo of it! Okay, it's not a Gears of War clone. It's a city builder game where you play as an enormous giant, constructing a settlement for - oh, I don't know - Keflings, probably. The full thing costs 20 dollars and you can get the demo from here. Time unlimited but only some access to the features allowed - so very much like being trapped in a loveless marriage where you're staying together for the sake of the children. Except less soul-crushing.
We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes
Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes