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Indecision Over Mafia-Developer Purchase Pun

News reaches us that Take Two have been reaching into their bag of many dollars to add another studio to their collection, buying the Czech Republic's largest developer, Illusion Softworks, creators of Hidden and Dangerous and Mafia. After the undisclosed sum was paid, all 200 of Illusion Softworks employees will be working in the cleverly named "2K Czech". Now, we wanted to write a serious piece of analysis, comparing the purchase of Irrational while developing future 2K heavyweight Bioshock (and profiting from the closer relationship i.e. Money) to the purchase of Illusion Softworks while developing hypothetical future 2K heavyweight Mafia 2, but we started worrying about what pun to call the article.

I mean, immediately I wanted "Woo-Ha! Got you all in Czech!", but Jim countered with the elegant "Take Two Moves For Czech Mates". I'm considering the traditional crime-based "An Offer They Couldn't Refuse?" before Waker goes into pun-overdrive with a "Take 2 software developers into the shower? Why, when you can buy them all and take only one?" which is too long to fit on the title line, but is quite a devastating array of terrible punnery. Finally, Alec unleashes the tri-pronged offensive of "Mafia: City of Lost Revenue", "Use Your Illusion II (Make More Money)" and "Illusion Incur Irrational's Indignity", and I'm left all confused and no idea what to write. Poor me.

What do you think? Also, about the sale?

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