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It's the first of September, defend yourself!

Pinch, punch...

You know what a fresh month means...

PINCH!

PUNCH!

it's the first day of the month

AND NO RETURNS.

(Yes, I know Metal Gear Ray returns - as will the baddie who'll try to give you "a flick and a kick for being so quick". Show no mercy today, reader dear.)

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Alice O'Connor

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Alice is likely in the sea.

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