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Krieg's Brain Freeze: Borderlands 2

The latest Borderlands 2 video reveals the sad plight of Krieg, the playable psycho character whose troubled mind you can enter for $9.99. Disconcertingly, Krieg's inner monologue reveals him to be a thoughtful and frustrated individual. The words that come out of his mouth - words like 'poop train' and 'meat bicycle' - do not reflect his thoughts, suggesting there has been a breakdown between brain and mouth. Or between brain and other parts of brain. It's a bit like the time I approached a bar and inadvertently ordered a pint of Carling even though I wanted a beer. You'll undoubtedly recognise some parallel to your own life when you press play, below.

Are all of Borderlands' psychos similarly afflicted? It's a horrific thought.

Even though there are seven hundred and fifty trillion guns on Pandora, I like the idea of hitting people with a rusty axe but I haven't had time to check this out yet. Is Krieg much cop?

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