The activity known as Foot-to-ball has once again received an updated videogame incarnation in the form of he mysteriously abbreviated UEFA Euro 2008. We've discovered vital footage of this weirdly ritualised activity, and we've posted it after the jump in an attempt to understand it.
See how the tiny ball commands the players to move it from one end of the field to the other. Some kind of abstract RTS?
Readers, are you in the thrall of the foot-to-ball?