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Look Upon His Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair

This chap is better than you at Sim City 3000.

Okay, I'm assuming he's a chap. But, really, this screams bloke, in the same way that the vast majority of serial killers are geezers.

Awesome. Also includes great dialogue for a sort of monomanical superhero comic. For example...

GEOMETRY INSPIRED BY THE WHEEL OF LIFE AND DEATH!
MICROMANAGEMENT FOR ABSOLUTE PERFECTION!
LIBRARIES TO MAXIMISE RESIDENTIAL POTENTIAL!

Exactly.

Thanks to Poisoned Sponge for telling us about this. No thanks to Dubble for not telling us about this. And a special firm, manly handshake for anyone who can identify the music it uses. The stuff from 2:30 onwards, if it's two pieces or something.

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