Not So Heavy Rain: Lots O' Rain

After all the hype, you're probably a little sad you can't play Heavy Rain on the PC. But now, thanks to Alex Austin of Cryptic Sea, you can. No, really. He's done another game. "It's a text-based adventure tightly-based on a Youtube video I watched of Heavy Rain," he says helpfully. You can get it from here. And in a rare moment of fairness, here's Phill Cameron saying why he dug the hell out of Heavy Rain which is an exciting game for the PS... wait! We've been duped! It's a Trap! EJECT! EJECT!