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Released: Yesterday: Expeditions: Conquistador


Like I headlined: Expeditions: Conquistador came out yesterday, colonising new continents of strategic building and management as it did so. Did it bring with it diseases we were not immune to? I am not sure that makes any sense, but nevertheless I will plunge onwards into the uncharted jungle of this paragraph. Where am I going? Can we truly be expected to conquer this bold new territory of exotic pre-amble? Will I be treated as a hero on my return to the old country? Or will I be strung up as a traitor for that thing I did with ships and the gold and the muskets and the analogies? Ah, history. Full of so much that is basically pretty awful. You make great blather.

Well, at least I will be remembered for the potato. There's always that.

You knew there'd be a launch trailer down here, didn't you? I didn't even have to point you to it. You just knew. Like a shaman.

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