CRUSH THE CASTLE! That's an order, you. What a fun title. I'd type more eloquent and useful things, except my right hand has swollen up like a balloon - seriously, it's red and puffy and deeply weird. It's hard to type properly. I've put the symptoms into WebMD, and there's only one suggested ailment: I'm pregnant. So with this rather shocking news, I leave you to play this really rather fabby Flash game which involves throwing rocks at castle-dwelling folk until they all get squished. Perhaps a little too easy, but you can design your own levels too, and you should totally share the best ones with all the other children, below.
We've been talking, and we think that you should wear clothes
Total coincidence, but we sell some clothes