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Syndicate Doesn't Launch With This Launch Trailer


In another example of the games industry twisting a word until its meaning shatters into a thousand pieces of bacon shredding shrapnel, blinding a nearby piglet who only wanted to use his eyes to see what was happening, and who'll now go through the rest of his life bumping sadly into your leg and hoping you're not a rabid wolf... that piglet trusted you, damnit! See what you've done, industry? You've toss around words like "free" and "beta", blinding curious little animals who only wanted to play with you, and now EA have gone and released a "launch" trailer for their FPS reboot of Syndicate, yet the game remains decidedly unlaunched. Well, it's not on my PC and another piglet will never be able to appreciate eye things ever again.

Here, watch the video that little Hammy will never, ever see. When you're done, go out and appreciate the beauty of the world.

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