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The Beginner’s Guide creators release a JRPG about Keanu Reeves because why not

Sure. Sure.

Hey everyone, look. The creators of The Beginner’s Guide have made a new game. I wonder what emotional masterpiece they’ve made this time? Let’s go take a lo– oh. It’s an RPGMaker game about Keanu Reeves indiscriminately stabbing people. Well, you know, maybe there’s a hidden message. A deep satire on the state of the videogames industry. A worthy soliloquy hidden in the dialogue. Perhaps there’s some understanding of the human condition to be gleaned from…

No. No, it’s just a rando JRPG about Keanu Reeves dealing drugs to children. Read the rest of this entry »