This is a game called Cradle, but not this game called Cradle. That's going to cause issues, isn't it? Perhaps the various developers should have a cradle off. Each of them is given a screaming baby to hold, and whichever one sees the child's damnable wailing cease first gets to call their videogame 'Cradle.' I'm like a latter-day King Solomon, me. The Cradle I'm posting…