Love. Ugh. I don't even. I won't even. I shouldn't even. I can't even. I wouldn't even. But love, oh love is everywhere nowadays. They're all doing it. Sorry, I do apologise for hosing my dear beta testers with bile through their Humr (my revolutionary new peripheral which sprays readers with a fine synthesised mist of whichever fluids an author is pumping). Where was I?…