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How to get the proper Bioshock soundtrack (i.e. Beyond The Sea et al)

An awfully good party

[Edit – please don’t request a download of these songs in the Comments below. We’ll get into lots of trouble for it. Most of these songs are available on iTunes, though.]

So, I was angrier than a wasp in a box about the Moby debacle with the Bioshock limited edition. One of 2K’s multiple attempts yesterday to avoid the flaming pitchfork treatment from furious fans was to release the game’s impressive score for free. Still not what I wanted – there’s a bunch of frankly awesome, vintage 1950s songs in the game, including Beyond The Sea, Papa Loves Mambo and, uh, How much Is That Doggy In The Window. The stuff that should have been on the much-loathed soundtrack CD, in other words.

I’ve been trying to work out myself where in Bioshock’s install directory these fine vintage ditties lurked, and how to extract the songs in question so I can listen to ’em without the distraction of screaming Splicers in the background. I’d just about given up when I read this post on the official forums. A summary of how to get the songs playing whenever you want ’em to follows after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Bioshock Ultra-Geek Edition

Woo – my big box o’Bioshock just arrived. Circumstances have conspired to ensure I won’t actually get to play the game until the weekend (I was going to take a quick look-see this morning anyway, but the activation servers are down, infuriatingly. It’s HL2 release day all over again) but what I can do is review the various junk in the Collector’s Edition. When I say ‘review’ I do, of course, mean ‘complain.’

Firstly, the soundtrack. I was quite excited about this, given the atmospheric gramophone music heard throughout the demo. Turns out it’s just three tracks, all of which are by Moby. Moby. So instead of Bobby Darin’s stately take on Beyond the Sea, we get a hideous mobile phone advert-style plinky-plonky boom-boom-boom remix. Franky, if you told any DJ to remix Beyond the Sea but they only had 20 minutes to do it in, it would sound just like this. The other two tracks sound like lazy Orbital b-sides, and contain what I’m guessing is voice samples from the game. [Edit – I’m snidely informed that the second track, God Bless The Child, is quite well known, making it one of my many cultural blindspots. If I’d managed to listen to all of it without clicking next in disgust, it’s possible I’d have recognised the original song Moby’s slaughtered]. This EP (only referred to as such once you get to the disc itself – the packaging refers to it throughout as ‘soundtrack CD’) is a real missed opportunity. Ken Levine’s list of Irrational’s creative inspirations for Bioshock states under music simply “1950s-era jazz.” That would have pleased me enormously. That would have made me think ‘Bioshock.’ The three awful pieces of irrelevant lift music I’ve actually got make me eye the nice metal box the game comes in with distaste.

Flicking quickly through the 40-minute Making Of DVD (which I don’t want to watch properly until I’ve finished the game), it seems rather more interesting, though seems to predominantly consist of sniggering, poorly-shaven men badly superimposed onto Rapture backgrounds. It’s all talking heads stuff – there’s no look into earlier art or the tools used to build the game. It does expand on Ken Levine’s claims that the Little Sisters were initially insectoid – apparently they were formerly slugs that you could stomp on. There was also talk of including a ‘squirrel-man’, a dog in a wheelchair and monkeys at some point. Personally, I’d have gone for a squirrel-man in wheelchair being pushed around by a monkey. The video certainly isn’t anything that requires a seperate DVD, as opposed to a 100Mb DIVX file on the game disc, anyway. Pah.

Piece de resistance is, of course, the Big Daddy figurine. I’m happy to report that, yes, you could unquestionably kill a man with it if you swung it hard enough. It’s heavy, and that drill-arm is just made for a-blindin’. Unfortunately it’s not poseable at all and the paint job’s pretty sloppy (the whole box reeks of spray paint fumes, in fact). I’ve got a Warhammer miniatures-obsessed mate I might ask to repaint it – the dilemma is whether I ask for him to make the helmet bubble-lights green for the Daddy’s patrol mode, or red for ANGRY. Oh, and it’s also got a very tacky Made in China sticker on its foot.

Anyway, here’s Big Daddy versus Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime would win, of course, because he’s a giant robot, but Daddy would probably manage to break one of his windows first or something.