"Alice! Cara! Alice! What have you been listening to at your office Christmas party?" you beg. "Tell us, please!" Well, obviously the Rogue Warrior credits theme a whole lot, plus SomaFM's Christmas stream and... when she was napping, a song from Billy Idol's reviled 1993 concept album Cyberpunk. God help me, it's stuck in my head and I must write this to get his leering…