Posts Tagged ‘Bonetown’

Where’s The Boning? Bonetown – The Power Of Death

The Icy Throne is my favourite sexual technique.

Way back in 2008, Kieron played Bonetown, a game where you beat up dudes and totally do it with hot chicks. And by “do it” I mean “engage in the act of sexual congress”! But I’m pretty puzzled by the sequel, Bonetown – The Power of Death [Steam page], which launched yesterday. I don’t see any hot chicks, for starters. Or boning (that’s slang for sexual congress). Even to my eyes and desires, this medieval fantasy action-RPG about a skeleton looks like an entirely different game.

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NSFW: Bonetown Demo: Hotttttttttt Coffee?

Suck my enormous circle with a sales encouragement on, bitch.

Always being ones to big-up progressive indie games we… actually, waitasec. Bonetown is probably the biggest budget true-porn game I’ve ever seen – hell, it’s even got Ron Jeremy in it. You can buy it from their site, and there’s a 500Mb demo. What is it? It’s basically GTA with all the automobiles swapped for autoeroticism. Clearly, I plan to get a review copy and get Leigh to play it. But until then, I’ve played it, taken screenshots and generally thrown it all beneath the cut with its Youtube videos.

The demo, as shown by the above screenshot, is censored. Which doesn’t stop it being the shortest game-start-to-full-frontal-nudity since The Longest Journey. Just a little less classy than a blue naked dude…
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