When the first Brits crawled out of the primordial soup that is Blackpool's unpleasant beachfront, one oozing cataract of a creature looked at his fellows and gurgled, "It'd probably be sensible to have one legally enforceable age rating system for games." It's not clear whether any of the pioneering pustule's amorphous companions even disagreed but the fact remains that it wasn't until the dwindling days…