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Posts tagged “Candella Software”

Cargasm’s Tech Is The Interesting Bit

I really cannot fathom what's going on with Cargasm. As we've said many times, the way it's being promoted is foul, with awful allusions toward gathering some sort of harem of scantily clad women and so forth. And we've also pointed out that its claims of "photo-realistic graphics" for its iOS version are, well, nonsense. But the biggest issue of all is despite some really…

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Impotent: New Cargasm Footage

It's hard to fathom Candella Software's Cargasm. The game so creepily boasts that "players will be constantly exhorted to go faster by a bevy of Cargasm Girls," and, "if they are fast enough, players can collect these ravishing maidens for their own personal Cargasm Harem." Then it makes claims of "meticulously recreated photorealistic real-world locations". But everything released so far shows neither. We've seen not…

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Further Use Of ‘Gasm: Cargasm

Candella Software send word that they are developing a new racing game, Cargasm. A flavour of the announcement: "During races, players will be constantly exhorted to go faster by a bevy of Cargasm Girls. If they are fast enough, players can collect these ravishing maidens for their own personal Cargasm Harem." It also boasts a photorealistic central London to race around. That's going to make…

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