Posts Tagged ‘Cardboard Children’

Cardboard Children – Analysis of a Session Report

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Last week I told you I was going to do a session report of the new Games Workshop game The Horus Heresy: Betrayal At Calth. In the process of writing that session report – the first session report I’ve ever done as part of this column – I realised that I don’t really know how to write a session report. And now I’ve said “session report” about a million times. So today, before I lay my session report upon you next week, an analysis of the mysterious beast we call the board game session report. A million and two now.

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Cardboard Children – Horus Heresy: Betrayal at Calth

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Most of you who read these pages will be aware that the Games Workshop board game Space Hulk is one of my favourite games of all time. In fact, it was re-buying Space Hulk that brought me back into board gaming in a big way. So I’ve always had a soft spot for Games Workshop’s line – in particular, I’m always impressed by how lovingly the stories behind the games are told. Games Workshop’s “fluff” is second-to-none, and they’ve always tried to make sure that every die you roll has a backstory of some real weight. And when it comes to backstory, there’s nothing quite like The Horus Heresy, the tale of how the events of Warhammer 40K came to pass.

And now there’s a brand new board game about one of the key battles in the time of The Horus Heresy. I’ll be covering it in two parts – today, those first impressions.

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Cardboard Children – Dungeon Saga

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When it comes to board games and Christmas (look, shut up, it IS nearly Christmas) I always think about good old HEROQUEST. “Fire of ROFF!” and all that. So I thought it might be good to check out a brand new board game from Mantic that tries to recapture that old HeroQuest feel, right down to the plastic furniture.

READ ON!

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Cardboard Children – Skull

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In the run-up to Christmas I’ll be banging out reviews of board games old and new, to flush every last penny out of your battered old wallet or purse. I am going to be reaching into your coat pocket, giving you a Fagin smile, and singing “gotta buy a board game or two, boyyyyyy-ho-ho-hoyyyy”. And you know what? I think you’re going to like it. This week, I finally get around to SKULL.

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Cardboard Children: Portal

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A few years back, there was an obscure little indie game on PC called “Portal”. It was about using portals to solve environmental puzzles, and those of us in the know had an absolute blast with it. It was followed by a sequel, called “Portal 2”, which was also great fun – but too long and with annoying voices. Now, not many people have played these games, but that hasn’t stopped Cryptozoic releasing a board game based on this little-known property. Let’s take a look at Portal: The Board Game.

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Cardboard Children Post-Essen Shakedown

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Well, it was Essen Shpeel (that’s how you say it). Another big games show, and lots more board game news. So let me just cherry pick a few bits of exciting post-Essen news bites, and then we can knuckle down to weeks and weeks of covering new games that will make a dent in your family’s bank account this Christmas. I’m a games man, not a news man. LEAVE ME ALONE, NEWS.

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Cardboard Children – MtG – Arena of the Planeswalkers

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Magic The Gathering: Arena of the Planeswalkers is a bit of a mouthful, right? But it’s definitely a title worth saying, and definitely a board game worth ordering. I was surprised by how good this one was – let me break it down for you real quick right here in this column today.

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Cardboard Children – September Board Game News

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Oof! Just made it under the wire for the September Board Game News update. Honestly, I keep hoping against hope that there will be at least one month where there’s no board game news, but it just keeps on coming at this point. Games, games and more games, flowing at us like a cardboard river. And I just can’t fight the current. It’s too strong! I’m –

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Cardboard Children – Legendary Encounters: Predator

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Here’s a fun Predator story for you. When I was in my early teens, Predator was on TV late at night. I was over-tired, but I just had to stay up and watch it. About 45 minutes in, I noticed that the jungle had actually started to sprout out of my TV set. My room filled with loops and spirals of jungle foliage, and I could feel a searing heat. I was drenched in sweat, surrounded by weird, psychedelic leaves, and burdened by the terrible notion that something was watching me. I then had a massive seizure. This week we review Legendary Encounters: Predator.

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Cardboard Children – Rab’s Board Game Think Piece

Hello youse. I realised that I’ve never done a board game think piece. You know what a think piece is, right? It’s like – It’s a bit of writing about a thing, and it’s composed of things that you’ve thought about that thing. Or something. I mean, I know that sounds like every bit of writing, but think pieces are different. They must be, because people keep writing them. So what would a think piece about board games look like? Welcome to RAB’S BOARD GAME THINK PIECE.

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