Feature: That bloody parrot
Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day of the year, perhaps for all time. Starship Titanic didn't work. It was Douglas Adams' second foray into the world of gaming, following Infocom's infamous Hitchhiker's Guide in 1984, and it was a far wider miss. Released in 1998, it managed to contain dead ends, abysmal puzzles, horrid pre-rendered graphics,…