Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day of the year, perhaps for all time.
I gave Driv3r, as they so cleverly called it, 23% in PC Gamer. Because it made a joke work.
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Yesterday saw Eurogamer display my retrospective of DrivTHREEr, Atari/Reflections’ astonishingly bad sequel to their loved franchise. In it I say things like,
“Vehicles drive like angry shopping trolleys filled with cannonballs being precariously pushed along a bowling alley. But on foot is when you get to enjoy your character (I’m sure he has a name) stumbling around like a man having his first go at walking, on a trampoline covered in marbles.”
And most interesting to me have been the comments beneath.