Maybe Behold the Kickmen is correct to have the ref kiss players when they do a goal. Maybe football is about pashing. I’m certainly seeing a lot of FIFA 16 [official site] players excited that EA have released a patch to fix “inconsistencies in chemistry and fitness”. Ultimate Team lads are now well fit and the chemistry is palpable. I finally understand why they call it “the beautiful game”.
That, or the FIFA patch fixed a nasty bug making players worse than they should in the microtransaction-laden FIFA Ultimate Team mode.